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Chris van Dijk

Chris van Dijk

A thirty-something writer currently living in Poland. One day he dreams about writing, directing, and starring in his own movie. In order to stop it from becoming a snoozefest, he's planning to fill the screen with excessive nudity and gore. And chainsaw duels. Why not? Chris loves high-art cinema and pure unadulterated schlock. He can talk just as much about the brilliance of Ingmar Bergman's Wild Strawberries as he can about Miami Connection. When he's not writing for MovieBabble, he's working on his own stories. These stories star a host of dysfunctional characters that in no way resemble his own fractured psyche. He hopes everyone will be good to each other. He rightly believes dogs are superior to humans, and that all dogs will go to heaven.

  • Action/AdventureReviews

    ‘Rambo: Last Blood’ is a Very Flawed Yet Satisfying Finale to the ‘Rambo’ Series

    by Chris van Dijk September 24, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk September 24, 2019

    John Rambo has been a prime example of the muscle-bound eighties action hero for many years, even though the roots of the character were literary and his first on-screen outing had none of the typical …

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  • ReviewsRomance

    ‘Scarborough’ Is a Challenging and Intimate Portrayal of an Uncomfortable Subject

    by Chris van Dijk September 22, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk September 22, 2019

    A teacher engaging in a sexual/romantic relationship with his/her sixteen-year-old student is a subject fraught with a moral quandary — besides the fact that it’s illegal, of course. A fundamental societal norm has been broken: …

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  • HorrorReviews

    ‘Haunt’ is a By-the-Numbers Slasher Done Right

    by Chris van Dijk September 15, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk September 15, 2019

    I’m a huge Stephen King fan so I was quite satisfied with It Chapter Two, despite its numerous flaws. (With all respect to the film magazine, Empire, its five-star rating of the film is quite …

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    ‘The Fanatic’ is the Bonkers John Travolta Stalker-Thriller You’ve Been Waiting For!

    by Chris van Dijk September 8, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk September 8, 2019

    I’m one of the few moviegoers out there who was actually looking forward to seeing Fred Durst stalker-thriller/wacky John Travolta vehicle, The Fanatic. The fact that it’s already hailed as both a critical and financial …

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    ‘Tone-Deaf’ is a Delightful Gory Gem Starring a Wonderfully Unhinged Robert Patrick

    by Chris van Dijk August 27, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk August 27, 2019

    Seeing a noted character actor, someone known for a long list of memorable supporting roles, take on a lead role — especially if the role requires a certain amount of psychotic ham — is likely …

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    ‘Light of My Life’ is a Long-Lost Cousin to Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Road’

    by Chris van Dijk August 20, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk August 20, 2019

    Being a devoted admirer of writer Cormac McCarthy, it was hard not to be reminded of arguably his most celebrated work, The Road, while watching Light of My Life. Both feature a father and his child, …

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    Film Review – A Score to Settle (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk August 9, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk August 9, 2019

    It’s time for another Nicolas Cage VOD feature! I’m not saying I’d rather watch Quentin Tarantino‘s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood — nor am I at all bitter about it not being out in my …

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    Both in Life and in Death: A Tribute to Rip Torn

    by Chris van Dijk July 12, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk July 12, 2019

    ”Never think you’re better than anyone else, but don’t let anyone treat you like you’re worse.” – Rip Torn It’s enjoyable to muse about how cinema history would have looked like had a different celebrity …

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    Film Review – Shaft (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk July 1, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk July 1, 2019

    Over the years, I’ve only gained more appreciation for the original blaxploitation classic known as Shaft. Not just for its cultural significance, but for its gritty seventies style, slick dialogue, and fascinating characters. There’s also …

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  • HorrorReviews

    Film Review – The Head Hunter (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk June 24, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk June 24, 2019

    I still need to make amends for being one of the hundreds of millions of people that watched Adam Sandler’s cinematic obscenity, Murder Mystery, on Netflix. Therefore, I felt I was obligated to watch something …

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    Film Review – Child’s Play (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk June 23, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk June 23, 2019

    The fact that I’m reviewing Child’s Play proves that I’m a horrible sell-out. When I first heard about this movie, I flat-out refused to see it. Not just because it’s a remake of one of …

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    The 50th Anniversary of ‘The Wild Bunch’: Born to Fade Away

    by Chris van Dijk June 18, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk June 18, 2019

    I remember hearing about a potential upcoming remake of The Wild Bunch, starring Will Smith. Without a doubt, Will Smith’s involvement made the prospect even more grotesque. Remember, this is the same guy who asked …

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    Film Review – Murder Mystery (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk June 17, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk June 17, 2019

    Despite its availability on Netflix and a star-studded cast — including Terence Stamp, Gemma Arterton and Luke Evans — none of my distinguished MovieBabble colleagues wanted to review Murder Mystery. And who can blame them? …

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    Film Review – Deadwood: The Movie (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk June 9, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk June 9, 2019

    Every fanatic of cinematic entertainment dreams of that one impossible movie. I have more than a couple, but the one thing I really wanted to see was a return of Deadwood, HBO’s gloriously foulmouthed show. …

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    Film Review – The Perfection (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk May 30, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk May 30, 2019

    The Perfection reportedly received rave reviews at its screening at Fantastic Fest and was described as being both “elegant” and “terrifying.” Such acclaims naturally piqued my interest. I hadn’t seen the trailer beforehand, and I …

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    Film Review – The Professor (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk May 30, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk May 30, 2019

    There’s a very good chance you’ve never heard of Johnny Depp’s film The Professor. This is not necessarily indicative of the quality of the product. There are so many movies, good and bad, that are …

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    Film Review – Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk May 24, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk May 24, 2019

    As the title “Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” suggests, this animated feature has the Caped Crusader meeting the famous foursome of mutant, ninja turtles. The reaction to such a premise will differ on whether …

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    Film Review – Wine Country (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk May 18, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk May 18, 2019

    Look I’ll be honest, the only movie I’m remotely excited about is HBO’s Deadwood, the long-awaited return of one of the greatest TV shows ever created. Anything else just looks mildly amusing in comparison. But …

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  • Retrospectives

    Celebrating(?) the Ten-Year Anniversary of ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’

    by Chris van Dijk April 28, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk April 28, 2019

    In terms of quality, the X-Men franchise has been frustratingly uneven. In all fairness, there were more misses than hits. The right ingredients were there: a source material rich with compelling social commentary, character drama …

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  • HorrorReviews

    Film Review – I Trapped the Devil (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk April 27, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk April 27, 2019

    With a title like ”I Trapped the Devil”, you know it’s not going to be a romantic comedy. It will either be some low-budget, generic horror film or a low-budget horror movie gem. In either …

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    Film Review – Hellboy (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk April 15, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk April 15, 2019

    No, I haven’t seen Shazam! yet, the current superhero film that is both beloved by critics and audience members alike. Instead, I watched Hellboy, which if Rotten Tomatoes is to be believed, critics seem to …

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    Film Review – The Wind (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk April 12, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk April 12, 2019

    If you’re like most people, you have probably seen or are looking forward in seeing Shazam!, the heartwarming superhero romp that is delighting both young and old and putting DC on a necessary redemptive streak. …

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    So Long, Joe Pilato: A Salute to Captain Rhodes

    by Chris van Dijk March 27, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 27, 2019

    The name of Joe Pilato won’t mean much to your average moviegoer, but to your George A. Romero and veteran B-movie fans, his name ignites a most uproarious smile. They will remember his crazed performance …

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    Film Review – Triple Threat (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk March 27, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 27, 2019

    Last week I reviewed Dragged Across Concrete, which co-starred Michael Jai White. Coincidentally, Triple Threat also co-stars Michael Jai White — he’s a lot nicer in DAC. Both films are also exceptionally violent. The similarities …

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    Film Review – Dragged Across Concrete (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk March 24, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 24, 2019

    I have been anticipating Dragged Across Concrete from the moment I became aware of its existence. Every so often, I would peruse the Internet for any announcements of its release date. The earlier reviews from …

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    Film Review – Never Grow Old (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk March 22, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 22, 2019

    I’ve been known for my recurring and frankly obsessive phases, especially when it comes to movies. One period of time you’ll see me going through a catalogue of horror classics, filling my fragile mind with …

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  • DocumentaryReviews

    Film Review – Leaving Neverland (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk March 9, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 9, 2019

    I’ll be honest, this documentary affected my deeply. Since this documentary has already made a huge cultural impact, I know I’m not the only one. Though I feel that my reasons are different than most. …

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  • DramaReviews

    Film Review – O.G. (2019)

    by Chris van Dijk March 6, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk March 6, 2019

    There’s just too many movies coming out these days. We’re over-saturated with cinematic blockbusters, VOD releases and original films from various streaming platforms. Annoyingly, many of these films are actually quite decent. So we’ve got …

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  • News

    It Happened Once and So It Will Be Forever: A Tribute to Bruno Ganz

    by Chris van Dijk February 19, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk February 19, 2019

    On the 15th of February, we lost the great Bruno Ganz. I knew I had to write something in his honor, even if a short tribute wouldn’t do complete justice to his wonderful career. If you are unfamiliar …

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    Remembering a Man’s Stories: A Tribute to the Life and Career of Albert Finney

    by Chris van Dijk February 10, 2019
    by Chris van Dijk February 10, 2019

    We here at MovieBabble must strike another mournful tone as we’ve lost another incredible talent of cinema: Albert Finney. An unspecified illness was cited by the family as the cause of death. Albert Finney left …

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